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 24.06.2015
We talk with my husband (M) about the fact that I have absolutely all the phones, regardless of the model and release date:
I: I tell you, my technique behaves like that. He does not love me. It tries my nerves forever.I am already very calm with all the glutes absolutely.
M: Maybe you have an EMP?
I am: exactly!! That’s why I’m so dragged to the refrigerator all the time!!! I am a giant magnetic!! to
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