Washed in a restaurant. I have a tall hair. The ears squeeze slightly, so I stick them to the back with a cosmetic corrector (such an invisible silicone clamp that presses the ear to the head). At the most important moment, a friend calls. I get distracted... and I leave the house with a glued corrector only on my left ear.
Next drawing: sat in the car, continuing to talk on the phone, holding it at the right ear. I walked all the way to the restaurant. And I finally hanged the phone in him - I smile to my husband. He looked at me so thoughtfully, in the ears:
Would it be your ears...