UK, small local news on television. Report from the courtroom:

Man accused of violating public order

The state.

The man claims that he did not violate the riots, was not drunk and is

The innocent victim of police arbitration. The lawyer is subject to

Crusade interrogation by the police:



Lawyer: My client claims that it is in his favour

witnessed a woman, apparently also detained, who was sitting in

the same patrol car on the other side of the roof. Unfortunately,

The accused does not remember the names and special receptions of the ladies, but remembers that

She had a shirt. What does the respectable Constable have to say about this?



Consteble: Your honor, the women in the fur were not detained that night.

Probably, the accused is referring to the patrol dog Willy...