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 01.07.2015
My daughter (4 and a half years old) recently arrived here. Dialogue with Dad:
Q: Are you going anywhere?
Q: No, what did you want?
D: The kitten under the car sits and does not want to go out (by the way, the kittens at the first sounds of her voice run out who is not much worse than the characters of the cartoon about Masha)
Q: Do you want me to go and get a cat?
D is yes.
Q: And you pulled him out of the car. Hold a piece of sausage.
In a few minutes comes:
D: Nothing worked out.
Q: What, the cat didn’t want the sausage?
D: (It is something)
I: Have you eaten the sausage?
D: Yes...
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