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 03.07.2015
We went on a river tram to ride. For many children free - there was such an action in Moscow, "20,000 free tickets for the Moscow-River cruise". A man approaches me with a girl aged 4-5 and asks to take her on a boat. We had 2 extra kids (two children in the camp), I took it.
He asks: "And what, do you have three children?"
I say "no, five"
He says, “You are probably hungry, you lack money for anything?”
I: "We have enough for everything. Do you have enough?"
He: "I can buy everything for my children, I have enough for everything"
I: "Only the river tram was not enough?"
He said, "Well, what do many children ride, and what do we do worse?"
I: "and if people with disabilities were allowed free, would you come in a wheelchair?"
He: "Better to be a disabled than to have 5 children from 5 wives" Why 5 wives, I did not clarify. Dad is Sunday. It is not possible to have more than one child in a family.
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