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 06.07.2015
The Warrior:

We go with the bride to Peter closer to the evening, on the subway. We pass by a small company of young boys and we hear by the edge of the ear:
Listen, can you shoot?
A... a cigarette?
No, fucking like Fanny Kaplan in Lenin! Of course a cigarette!
I have never seen a more cultural arrow of cigarettes in my life.
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How did you get it already...

Daveca in the opera and ballet theatre noticed: in the auditorium he sits
Intelligence, and in the line in the wardrobe stands a whole bucket.
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