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 24.10.2008
This morning the alarm rings and rings, feeds and feeds!
I’m already hearing others in the room start waking up, crawling and screaming, saying, “Let’s get up and cut off the alarm clock!”and "

The first thought: fucking... well don’t scream you... sorry... late to bed... I can’t get up... five more minutes...

The second thought: Fuck! I am one of you alive!!! to

awakened
Go to bed earlier...
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