At one of the Soviet air bases there was an anchor, which had a wreath in the roof. From the inner side. Not just one, but as if it has been repeated many times.
And when asked by the inspector, what kind of frog was it, he was told where those frogs came from. I don’t know how his face was shaken.
And the thing is - in the hangar there are aircraft, they are served, including time soldiers. And you know, it's great to get into the cabin, until nobody sees it, and imagine yourself as a lukewarm fighter destroying American "Phantoms," or a desperate strike jet burning enemy tanks.
Well, and for the completeness of the entourage you can and all kinds of tumblers to slick, buttons to press - it's not smart, and the experienced pilot rushes, of course, but in a second will drop all the settings to the desired position.
And it seems that everything is harmless, it seems that the aircraft is wasted, it seems that no system reacts to these cracks.
seem to. Because there is a system in the plane that always works.
The Catapult.
The Bon Voyage. to the ceiling.