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 24.10.2008
The customer comes to the bank to take the money.

The cashier:

There is no money.

The Client:

very much need.

The cashier:

Why Why?

The Client:

Pay for the apartment.

The cashier:

Pay by translation.

The Client:

“Damn, I want to eat, give me money, I’ll go to a restaurant.

The cashier:

You have a card. Pay for a visa, and we can’t give you money.

The client (on the other hand):

Give me my money! Maybe I want to get rid of the prostitute.

The cashier (pointing the hand to the operating officer):

Please choose it!
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