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 13.07.2015
Mr. Y: The lady was with the cockroaches. In the literal sense.
Mr.Y: Yesterday was at her guests, before visiting the bathroom was confused by the insight "You see such a big cockroach - don't kill, it's a cousin".
Mr. Y: I’ve never met Kuzma, but since then I’ve only thought of him. Also, the most vigilant trip to the toilet in my life.
BuPTy03: Yes, stop
BuPTy03: I’m just breaking between two offensive jokes, so choose yourself:
BuPTy03: a) A healthy cockroach with a beard and a waist is standing on a tank and terribly says: "YOU! Shall not! Pick up!"
BuPTy03: b) Translating another classic: cockroaches are not in the clowns, but in the heads!
Mr.Y: I will support the domestic producer and my intellectual image by voting for b)
Mr.Y: And I will even add: and some of them are also Madagascar!)
BuPTy03: Wow, what a good guy, straight hands to my Venus made ))
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