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 26.07.2015
Smoking in public places is also prohibited, but no one walks and smokers are not shot.
This is the same thing....
The smoker will not bite me.
From a bunch of wandering dogs I climbed onto a tree and sat there for half an hour, while they ran around in circles. The self defense? The balloon? Have you tried it yourself, guys? One pine (not the fact that you will get - dogs are faster than people in movements and reactions, and not the fact that you will stop - it is still to get to the right place), the other in the mouth of pepper. Go ahead, hole
Let’s separate the flies from the catch.
1 ) "Domestic" dogs with owners. Here, at least, the owner somehow controls his pet and is responsible for his behavior.
2nd) The "Course" of the room. Who will answer if some face from this band pulls me and I am forced to go and inject myself with rabies? Are you Defenders? Fuck it there. You will not answer. And good, if only injections for me will work out. My acquaintance was bitten so that he was driving through hospitals for six months while his ligaments were sewn. And may even bite your good-feeled innocent four legs to death.

Do you like animals? Take them into your house. Take care of them, feed them, take care of them. What? Not a hunt?
Then don’t hide, shit, that your pets will bite you too. Better for your children. There you will at some point have enlightenment in your brain.
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