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 28.07.2015
Why did you suddenly decide that mommies are lonely? To afford such a luxury, to drag a son on a pen until the age of fifteen, and then to drive for that pen until the age of forty-five, the mother must have free time and opportunities. A lonely woman walks like a tractor, her son is often alone at home and by the age of ten he will already heat up the soup, and by the age of thirteen he will prepare a simple dinner. In order for the mom to sit at home, feeding with a spoonful and holi-lealeal to the complete helplessness of the boy - it is necessary that the daddy not just went anywhere, he is also quite viable on three earns.

So do not scream. Single mothers have very intelligent sons. But the housewives on the courageous provision - eternal babies, it is.
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