A man wrote a letter to the owner of a small hotel:
I would like to take a dog with me. She is well educated, of course, will not cause trouble. Do you not object?
received the answer:
“I have held the hotel for many years and never had a dog stolen my towels, bedding, or a picture from the wall. I never should have called the police because the dog got drunk and started a scandal in the middle of the night. And it never happened that the dog did not pay the bill. Therefore, I am happy to welcome the dog, and if it takes care of you, you can also come.