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 30.07.2015
XX: Everything is in a circle.
xxx: At the age of 19 bought an old-old rotten pujo. I caught my grandfather in Moscow. For two months I had to buy a wing and a door from an old rotten straw. No one has it, even from the point of view. I ordered a friend in Germany.
XXX: Many years have passed. I am 35. I moved to Amurica. I bought a shark. From the salon and in the package. He caught a 89 year old old car with his grandmother behind the wheel. Calls yesterday a very polite manager from the aquarium, says, dear horse-san, the wings and doors of the driver will not be another 2 months, because. The aquarium is so rough, there are no details of anyone, even with the selection, you need to order in China...
YYY: Yeah, fuck, really there’s no difference.
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