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 31.07.2015
And it was supposed to happen on the day of admin... We recently purchased a few monitors at work. And today my colleague found in his... a frog. At first he thought someone was joking at him and installed a plug-in program on his computer. At that time, admin was in my office. He looked and first also decided that it was a program and installed it the victim himself to joke about the admin. But none of us have yet seen the indicator shown on the parasite depicted on the monitor appear below it. A 2-3 mm-sized bulb relentlessly and in no hurry moved somewhere between the layers of the display, quickly moving small thin bulbs. And then admin... He knocked his nail on a black creature without any suspicion, stopping in the middle of a field of white-colored pixels. The silhouette of the bug was rounded, and the legs became shorter. Since then he has not moved anymore, the colleague has a black fat spot in the middle of the right half of the screen, and the administrator got the "Achivka" on the day of the administrator.
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