About students
In my life at the Economy Factory at MGU, we had one student-genius. Let us call him Gosh.
Gosha was a natural genius - he had strong deviations in terms of mental development, and a special gift in the form of photographic memory of unlimited volume.
He did, of course, himself - mathematics and the test were a letter for him, and the trouble for a work written without a single mistake, still gave a passing point (the work separated the blat from the non-blat - because you can always prove that you are very literate, but not Pushkin:)
So, at the Gosh exams shone like a star. And his teachers were frankly frightened—for Gosha often went into the offensive where others cowardly pressed their tail, ran where the eyes could look.
The apogee was the scene at one of the general exams, I don't remember what specifically - but the subject was fierce, especially since it was called to take it instead of our lecturer. and зав. He was a well-deserved and even well-known professor in the world.
The next stage - everyone takes tickets, sits down, Gosha draws his hand.
Zero of reaction.
Gashi continues to pull his hand.
Zero of reaction.
Gosha can’t stand, stands up and sits in front of the examiner.
The further dialogue:
by Gosh Ivanov?
and I!! to
Give me a count.
But how? No one had automates. They promised to fight hard!! to
(At this point, the audience is very nervous)
Gosh, let’s take a look. They really promised. And I will. Only me, not me!
You shouldn’t look at me like that, Gosh!