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 05.08.2015
Meeting in the metro with a beautiful girl.
xxx: Girl, in the moscovite turmoil you look so calm and peaceful, can you find out your secret behind a cup of coffee?
Yyy: Do you listen to the Leningrad group?
Xxx :? They have one mat, there is nothing to listen to.
YYY: Then we have nothing to talk to you about.
She came out with a stone face, and he went to the shower.
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