And when my wife burned a refrigerator on the viewhouse for the third time in a year...

Is it like at all? Why did my wife burn? Did she put on fireworks there? Because no actions of the user, except excessive acceleration and covering the computer with a cloth, nothing in it can be burned. Then you still write "the cat sailed"... the cat opened the system and sailed on the view? Maybe it’s not about the wife or the cat as such, right?