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 10.08.2015
The Unstoppable:

Who said there that the wife was on a diet all the time and still fat, said "the constitution is so"? It is :)

Peter wanted to see me slim and elegant. And all the time I wondered why it was me, following a diet, I hardly lose weight. He didn’t know that I was just trying to eat at the table what I needed – juice, a little salad, and in the bedroom I had hidden a box of cakes, which I ate immediately after lunch. I could get up in the middle of the night, open the refrigerator and eat everything I could find there to eat, thus completing the “diet” dinner.

Ingrid Bergman
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This disease, called bulimia, is treated by a psychiatrist, not the fact that it will cure. She also had serious problems with alcohol. Why are you silent about this?

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