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 10.08.2015
Memento_mori: We once went down to the waterfall on the shale with a nighting on the Day of Sisadmin. Hell is terrible, there is almost no shadow, although there is a river. They reached. Part of the assembly bought meat, pulled it, burned it. They also took the water. Most of the gathering did not help to pull anything, went all the way lightly, when they were asked to help to pull meat, stated that they were vegetarians, so drag meat yourself. At the parking lot they were given money to go for water, because there was little supply. They returned without water and without money, saying they bought and drank all along the way. When it was dark, under the noise they were able to eat even a good half of meat (as to go down on it, to drag and cook - so vegetarians, and how to eat - Opa, already meat-eaters). The next day there was a thunderstorm: there was no place to hide in the cave from her as it was from the sun.One vegetarian immediately blamed the whole world and us, including us, that she had forgotten the rainbow. I decided to share with her my own (I thought, both under one go - ahah, shiz: she turned it all on her fast and squeezed it). The result: dissatisfied with the outcome - more than half. Maxim believes that in the fact that we failed to meet, it was the fault of the shaleys. Cheers to Karl!
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