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 11.08.2015
Vítka only did not take into account that in a guest wedding everyone cleans and cookes himself in his apartment.
XXX: On the third week, the male threshold is swallowed to eat.
xxx: But she is persistent, yesterday he came for his son, asked for a borst with a cottage, she told him through the threshold quietly: "That I would not see you for the remaining 5 months more than in the movie and love. Take your clothes "
XXX: Then she complained that he was stuck in a month, leaving her dirty underwear for her to wash and smooth.
XXX: I almost died of laughter.
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