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 16.08.2015
My husband calls me "on a business trip" with newspapers from home. We are well. and RJT. Little came up with a gentle domestic nickname for the cat: Žmurik. I failed to convince. No, well, it’s clear – the kiss is so sweet! (and it is almost always demanded) What other interpretations can there be?? to
Now we are swimming in the Cheburashka aquarium (turtle, questions are not for me), in the warehouse is sad about patients "Infectious Department No. 1" (According to the version of my husband - "House No. 6". Terrarium for slugs, which last summer was regularly replenished with poor, sick, suffering on the street slugs. As is clear from the history, we have visited the infection ourselves). And at night, he walks around the house and sometimes swallows the jamming. That kind of cushion :)
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