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 19.08.2015
Yesterday, one employee walked around the office and stood up to all the girls with the question: what is not the shibary, not the shibor? It turned out to be such a test. If a girl answers that this is a way of patterning a fabric when painting it by binding it with nodes, it means that it is a sexual practice; if it answers that it is a sexual practice in which a woman is bound with a rope with numerous nodes, it means that it is a bled; if it does not know either, it is stupid; and if it knows both meanings, it says: I marry!
After the key of the test became known, we sat in the department, rushed, recalled who answered and here one aunt (the mother of two children strongly over forty) with unfailing sadness in the voice issued: poor boy – marriage between a man and the search engine is impossible.
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