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 20.08.2015
I come home from work, a neighbor in the apartment, a gentle girl of 25 years, pushing out the tongue from diligence with her hands on the kitchen table rubber penis. Next to the "trainer" is rolled a package informing that the trainer is called "Nicolas". When asked what she is doing with Nicholas, the neighbor replies: I am updating my closet. It turned out that she worked out some technique, which according to the testimony of girls from the training "bright male orgasm" is called "shoe", because several of them after her husbands and boys bought a bunch of shoes. I love women because they are smart ?
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