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 20.08.2015
Remove the wisdom tooth.
I walk in the street with the proper expression of my face.
Of course I meet my ex.
I put something in response to his greeting.

He decided to shake: - What if the member is removed from the mouth?

I spit out a bloody tampon in my hand depicting a cough.
She smiled and asked, “Are we going to kiss?”

It turns out men with a stomach can run fast if needed.

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