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 23.08.2015
I look for a rental apartment, consider different options, look for cheaper, the brain is all the time busy with this topic. At night, I dream of being in the Gordon Freeman costume at Ravenholm. Killed all the zombies in one house, and then the brain strikes the thought: here is she, the apartment! And for free! The rest of the sleep brought order there and pulled all the furniture that she could only find nearby.The final was the wonderfully found cute curtains! Women are like women... Kill a crowd of zombies to seize an apartment and hang curtains!
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