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 24.08.2015
I am standing today on the crossing, waiting for a lightforest, a man of age and a husband with a wife. It is red, but there are no cars. A woman rushes to cross the road, her husband surrounds her:
Wherever you go, you can't see - red is burning!
No cars, what should I wait for?
40 seconds to wait, is it a long time?
for long!
A man of age interferes in the conversation:
You don’t have a wife, but a man’s dream. Take care of her!
Is this why?? to
40 seconds is a long time!!! to
The result - the people roast, the woman is border, the husband does not know whether to roast, or what.
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