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 29.08.2015
xxx: And in the fashion all the time such a hassle with cars, they are really afraid to make a car of normal length. Note that they make any model short. As a result, you sit and feel like a puddle in the bank.
YYY: They just don’t get the machine.
yyy: and they always do so, and say "the next time you have to buy/do another machine" and safely forget
yyy: and then "no; the next time exactly, pachem, write!"
yyy: his palm tied a knot on his finger, and his finger broke off
Yyy: and fucking, again a short car
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