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 01.09.2015
Today I saw live how the budget is drawn on the example of a kindergarten. She turned the pile into the pipe and pushed into the anus of the tick-tickers, although it was left behind the frame.

XHH: You are aware of one soft headset position 179 more than is drawn on the plan.
Wu: the administration asked for three, but in terms of space only two was enough in the reception and method cabinet
Wow: but it's okay, I wrote in the leaflet that one headset to be considered as a spare and stored in the warehouse
XX: Next to two unnecessary positions of the doll theater and three additional positions of the doll theater from our previous conversation? I’m afraid it’s time for you to expand your warehouse if that goes on...
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