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 08.09.2015
xxx: A regular phone in energy-saving mode consumes less energy. Our new phone in this mode absorbs energy from the surrounding space and charges!
YYY: Teach him the vibration to move to the sources of energy - and it will be a good zombie apocalypse. "Tsss, be quiet Hungry phones are crawling nearby".
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