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 11.09.2015
The multiplayer hater. I, like with straight hands and the ability to cook, can't cook cakes at all. Well, how can I not: I can observe the recipe up to a milligram and half a breath, I can add a little bit - with soups, cakes, variants of the second dishes, everything is done on the grass, and cakes... The result is only to poison cockroaches and torture enemies. They are not given to me, even if they are shaken. But in multivarka is a quite edible and even delicious product. So... You want to commit suicide through poisoning meat - come to visit, I will cook it for you on the plate. ))
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