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 11.09.2015
> men do not understand how to show sexuality. Well muscularity in summer clothes is still visible, and in winter how?

Do you really think that sexuality is just body parameters? And intimacy for you is probably always associated with sex? I highly advise you to read an explanatory dictionary, at least to find out the meanings of the words you use. And it is also worth thinking about how many in the world of sexy fat, or very thin people, literally running for the representatives of the opposite sex.

One man complains to another that he doesn’t know what to do with women.
Most importantly, how to start? Another advises him:
When you go to bed, put her hand on her stomach and say, “I love you!” and then she will tell you what to do.
He did so. He put his hand on his stomach and said, “I love you.”
Below, asks the woman.
“I love you,” he repeats with a bass.
Source: http://bash.im
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