In one semi-accidental company even more accidentally fell on the tail of the housewife's neighbor shared the impressions of a trip to Turkey. After "Wow!", "Crute!", and the other outcry of Ellochka-human-eaters followed this statement: "And my neighbor had, you can imagine, a simple cranewoman!" And it was such an unfailing surprise in her voice that a simple cranewoman said (how did she dare at all?!) I went to rest in Turkey.
Almost forgotten, the storyteller was a barber. Probably complicated...