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 17.09.2015
“Now the barrel decorates the top of the Elbrus and is part of the monument installed on it.”

“No, no... But you’d probably want to know where I got the clavecin from. Imagine it was taken by the alpinists. They set a record and pledged to drag onto our mountain clowns. There are a lot of unexpected objects at the top. The mountaineer thinks to climb up to us on a motorcycle and here we have a motorcycle, although damaged... Guitars are hit, bicycles, busts are different, anti-aircraft guns... one recordman wanted to climb on a tractor, but the tractor did not break, and he scattered the asphalt slide. If you could see how he suffered with this catch! How I tried! But he didn’t get anything, he didn’t get to the snow. Fifty meters did not reach, or we would have had an asphalt slide.
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