I sit with my child in the kitchen and drink tea. The child looks out the window at the rain that has been raining for the second day and melancholy says, “Yes... if this goes on, you will have to buy contraceptives... WTF?! O_o I am in shock trying to keep the poker face calm and cautiously ask:"And why?" The child, looking at me with innocent eyes, says:"Well why? I bought condoms, put on ceds and you can walk peacefully on the lounges!"