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 20.09.2015
There is no Batman in Russia. Not very good with flying mice. When Boris Weynman's parents died, they were in the subway, so the boy fled into the tunnel, where he was frightened by tunnel rats. So we got Rathman. When Gotham's Batman jumps on the opponents from the roofs, our comes out of the open lookout and drags them under the ground, where he puzzles with rust tubes. Through the tunnels he cuts on a rentmobil - a low Priora, which can ride on rails.
One day he picked up an assistant, a boy beggar. Another of his assistants is Rowella, the daughter of a GRU colonel. A woman with cats, a free independent woman, should be noticed.
One of the main enemies of Ratman is the Dove Man. He often fights with him at city battlefields, there is a case. Another of his enemies is Ivan-Durak, a fierce bandit from the Lubretsky gang. In our country, poker is preferred by the fool, which is why he has that nickname. Two other enemies are Cold Man and Comrade Crossward. He sometimes sends clues, and the poor Ratman breaks his head: “The name of the victim, five letters, the third B.”
Superheroes in Russia.

(c) the creatives of Alex and Tarkin, which are clearly offended.
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