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 21.09.2015
Jean Cuo: I don’t like when the household appliances are smarter than me.
Utug, the usual in appearance tefal utug - but with some clever protection from the wretched housewives. It turns off when you don’t burn it. So that the house does not burn if you throw the stove on the smoothing board.
Good thing, ch. Only the sensor that reacts to the "glass" has it simple, like a brick. And if, from his point of view, you praise the utyug too weakly – well, it’s the fault of the fool. Who is so hungry? Why do you carefully fold these folds? Why are you so quick to loosen that necklace? Fuck in all directions, swallow your hand, swallow your shoulder! This is the glow.
It’s easy, I don’t have your stuff. I am a lazy ass, can I smooth slowly and meditatively?
can not. He is an utyug, he understands me better in the eye. If it were not for his valuable help, I probably’t have gotten married.
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