A colleague touched the work of the "Speed", a public that abuses the challenges...
And we had it, the memory issued a lot of such calls - My dog ate grapes, is it nothing?
I can't fall asleep - very often it happened if the same address was repeated often - barbiturates were given together with a powerful diuretic, especially malignant - laxative was added. After such preventive measures, the desire to call an ambulance did not decrease greatly.
A bit of fun - a call to a women's bath, fell in a steam, broke her head - bound and evacuated, surrounded by a crowd of naked and absolutely indifferent to the presence of a male brigade of women. It is necessary to think about it - so many women at the "Emergency" work, no - it is necessary to send men, no other way, the controller stumbled!
Or here is another legend, a legend from the substation in the bedroom area: the employees of the wine shop walked and drank, had sex. One broken employee served a couple of fellow servants orally, drank more and... she got worse, half fainting and nausea, called - rightly, "Accidental", a young officer, red, asked her in detail about the events of the night, rejected the obvious diagnosis of an overdose of sperm and gave a not so obvious diagnosis - "sperm poisoning"!
It is all bicycles, and the service of the "ambulances" - heavy, helped many, carried on the ice, off-road and deep snow (I was still a little rural aid), fought on the Rafics and UAZs only as many colleagues lost in accidents - chew!
According to the old memory - you will see the "ambulance" rushing - give the road, it is someone's mother or father in it, rushing to the hospital...