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 05.10.2015
Going to the courtyard. I have two children and a neighbor with a daughter. Mishka confidently reports: "And in my mother’s stomach a doll sits. It is..."
Sonia, turning to her mom: "Mom! Have you heard? What a horror!and "
The neighbor, confused: "Why is the horror? If you are a child, you will have a friend or a girlfriend.
Sonia, whispering:"Mammaaaaa!!! Do you understand nothing at all? They are going to have another baby!! And we are losing! We are back!"
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