After work, I went to a shopping center with my husband. I took two carts, picked up food, my husband went to the box office to take the line, and I went to the confectionery department.

I go to the box, drive my car to my husband and ask him:

Man, please miss me forward!

I have nothing to hurry with, he replied.

The customers behind us say:

Stop looking, go and get in the line!

Can I put the goods in your cart? I ask.

Of course!

Standing behind him:

This is a badminton! Everywhere without soap.

“Man,” I said, “can you pay for me?

She is in shock, waiting for an answer.

Yes yes yes! Do not worry! The husband answers.

Are you in the car? I ask. Do you bring?? to

My husband couldn’t answer and only sneered. Oh oh! How I wanted to eat me alive!