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 08.10.2015
A: Take it off from here.
B: He is funny!
B: You see, I didn’t even touch you.
A: You thus flute the doher, and with him it is a shit at all.
GrammarNaziBot: "Dohera"? Are you joking me? It's docker, stupid!
A: Aaaah aaaah!
A: Awesome
GrammarNaziBot: Wow, your spelling is weird. It's "sugar", not "sugar", right?
B: )))))))))))
A: Yes, that is exactly what I meant.
Q: Who fucking added it?
C: Why does this pederast not check the puncture?
GrammarNaziBot: I think by "Pets" you meant a gift.
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