From a colleague’s story:

(k) Standing in a row in a macau, some girl on a white BMW is well attached to Mitsubishi’s back, probably sitting in the phone or something. He got his ass well, left back, went out, looked at the damage, sat back... and again entered the man...

A man runs out of the car and says, “You’re stupid?”
The girl comes out and answers very calmly: "Well, what? I got it back as it was!"