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 14.10.2015
Divorce by Uroboros.

I am borne by the current Russian mentality. I will give examples of quite indicative proposals that I received on the work mail over the past week.

The training. How to buy goods in China and sell them in Russia more expensive. Income from 30% to 100%.

Buy a thousand fake YouTube channels, which will bring an income of 10,000 rubles per day.

A letter from a friend who developed a scheme for how to make money from state grants by artificially lowering the price of services by using the labor of illegal migrants.

Here I sit, I look at it and think, “Well, fuck, we’re not right?”

Buying goods in China and selling them from us? It is genius! Support the Chinese production. Thousands of fake YouTube channels that catch bugs? Very creative! To beat out grants at the expense of cheapness and produce all kinds of misery such as disgusting roads, which we will then ride, and buildings collapsing on our own heads? Without any comments.

All according to the ideology: survive yourself, and let the rest burn with blue flame. Has anyone heard of practical wisdom? This idea is strictly opposite to what is prevailing in our country today. If short - to help the neighbor turns out to be (shock!) It is better than stealing. Yes, theft and divorce of people brings more money this minute. But then, when you buy a service, you will be divorced in the same way.

Are you a doctor and dropped out of the patient a lot of extra money for unnecessary tests? This money you will spend on endless repairs in your apartment, because you will be cheating materials and cheating with checks. A doctor in repair? You will then be informed by the manager when purchasing the car. Drawing a probation? Your income will be repaid by the boss, escaping to the United States. He fled to the United States with money. Be prepared that you will be treated as shit for the rest of your days, for thieves are not liked anywhere.

Why all these machinations? Why all this trick? Why do you hate each other so much? Go all in the ass, citizens, and take your schemes at the same time, how to breed a loch and how to make money without doing anything. I am already sick of that. I will continue to do my job, for the result of which I will not be ashamed later, and attract new customers. I’d rather invest in a farm or a factory (in fact, I’ve already done it) than in another pyramid or crab. I am happy to live and know that my actions are beneficial, not harmful. That from my actions will not then beaten my head against the wall deceived, guessing how to live further. And that the people with whom I communicate will not hate me and remember me with evil words.

and naive? possibly. And I’m going to anticipate a blatant response on this site, proving that I’m bad and didn’t understand anything in life and that you could earn 25 times more than I do. I am happy. I don’t need anything in life except happiness.
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