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 14.10.2015
If I bring a spider, I will call him Uncle Sasha.

YYY: YYY
It can be so epic.

XXX for example?

YYY: type "I bought a pack of cockroaches for Uncle Sasha here, let him chew for breakfast"

XXX to AGA

YYY: "Uncle Sasha slips on his leg, so hairy"

XXX: "Do you want to support Uncle Sasha? Don’t be afraid – he’s kind – he doesn’t bite"

YYY: Uncle Sasha dropped his skin today

XXX: I bought a new aquarium for Uncle Sasha. He has grown up"
Uncle Sasha died yesterday. I put it in a box under my shoes and buried it in the backyard.

ZZZ: You’ve had the whole life of Uncle Sasha gone by.
He was fed only once.

XXX: And never got coupled. The sad life of Uncle Sasha
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