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 17.10.2015
It was Vasa. Watson wanted to buy a car. And I bought. And he bought the car, this case is worth noting, what Vasya heroically did all night. And in the morning Vasya on his new car went to business. And how badly hit the haishnikov, lost his rights, a fine of 30,000, a car for parking, and Vasa home, to think about his behavior. Vasya collected money and went to rescue the car from the penalty parking, paid what was due, took the car and went home, without rights. I didn’t have time to make the insurance, for which I was also fined this morning. After such a beginning of the day, Vasya loaded up and, in order to divert, raised again. And went home. Since Vasya was very in a hurry, he did not miss the opposing car and tried to teleport through it. Faker was drunk and the focus failed. He also failed to escape for the aforementioned reasons. As a result of less than a day of ownership of a car 2 fines for lack of insurance, 2 for driving drunk and 2 crashed into the car. Yes and more. Vasya was seriously interested in whether he could now learn and get category C.
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