A real conversation with a lady from an unknown office. Oh... Oh... Li...

D: Hi, I can talk to someone like that.
Hello, I am listening to you.
Q: Who do you have Katarina... this?
Q: And for you, why? Are you who at all?
D: So who is she for you?
T: It doesn’t matter
D: Let us decide it.
T: I can’t allow you that. There is a ritual consecrated for centuries, a tradition established, you must submit a request in three copies, on a stamp paper, written with gold ink, then I will consider it.
Q: Are you inadequate?
I am the God Emperor of Duna.

For some reason, I did not call.