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 21.10.2015
Previously, when watching a match between fighters from the CIS experienced deja vu at a time when they did not work ahead.

When, for example, the coach cries to the fighter (and the coach in 99.9% of cases cries in Russian), he said, "be left in the liver" - the second fighter hears it too. I would put a block in the liver area. But no, the first fighter strikes.

I finally understood where deja vu came from. They are Pokémon.

"Picacu, a lightning blow!"

And if the second coach orders his Pokémon to run away, the lightning strike passes past the target. And if the coach is silent, the blow hits the beast.
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