A friend passes through the VC from the outsiders. Naturally, doctors are struggling with everything and prescribe a bunch of different tests. And so, he is directed to WEM (Veloergometria). For those who are unaware, the essence of the procedure is this: the patient is placed on a special cycling machine and the electrodes are glued to the chest, after which you need to spin the pedals for 15 minutes, while doctors monitor heart rates and measure pressure. A friend went to register for the reception, all so joyful, in anticipation of the soon-to-be bus to the border guard. And he returned to the darkest clouds, because there was (Oh horror!) They were asked to shave their breasts so that the electrodes did not fade during the procedure. Comrade is very hairy, and his chest has an acky sweater. There is even a joke about such as him: "Goggy, did you be born or bound?However, a friend is very proud of it. But nothing to do, the party said, “I have to!” and the next day I see him on the staircase, cracking cellophane buds. I ask: "Well how?" Publishes: "You know, Sanok, only now did I realize how clever and cunning Peter the First was"