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 24.10.2015


from ZH:

I drove ten minutes behind a Toyota, which was driving a huge seven-trailer. The road was single-band, overtaking was prohibited, we were driving at a speed of 30 km / h.
Toyota tried all the time to find the trap and overtake the truck.
Finally, the trailer turned and we were able to accelerate.
Suddenly, the Toyota turned and overtook a non-existent car on the opposite lane.
At the 101 km stop, I parked to buy a cigarette. Next to Toyota. From her came an imposing man in a jacket and a tie.
"What was it?" I asked him.
“You always have to fulfill your wishes, even if it’s too late,” he said with a strong English accent and smiled.
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