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 01.11.2008
Anett
The fairy told the spouses, “You’ve been a wonderful couple for 25 years, and I want to fulfill one wish for each of you.” My wife said, “I want to travel around the world with my beloved husband.” The fairy waved a stick and the woman had tickets in her hand. And then the 50-year-old husband said, “Of course, it’s very romantic, but this opportunity comes out once in a lifetime. Sorry, my dear wife, but I want a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy waved her magic sticks and... her husband turned into an 80-year-old old man.
Men may be snakes, but fairies are women.
Defiler
Just a stupid man.
Defiler
It would have had to set conditions regarding the grandmother and there would have been a non-violent.
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